Anyone else ready for school to start?!?!?!

OMG! I can't believe I have 2 more months till school starts!! I think I'm going to lose my mind, well the rest of my mind.
Please don't mind me and my rant:)
Today started with....kind of finishing a project that my wonderful husband started 3 months ago and has not completed. We have a BBQ this weekend, so of course that lit a fire under him. So this morning was doing prep for him so WE could finish his painting the living room tomorrow:). Caden's pull up did not withstand his #2 accident, which got all over him. Later on I went upstairs to clean my room, found dookie on the floor, assumed it was the dog, punished the dog. Which she had turned and stepped in the dookie and tracked it down the stairs on her way outside.Then to discover... Caden started his #2 mess in my room then came and got me, and let the poor dog take the fall. He's 3, what else is he going to do right? This is all before 10am I might add. It rains so the older 2 come in, it's straight yelling and fighting until Caden falls asleep and I let the older 2 play PlayStation for an hour. Rain stops, they go outside. What do I find? The toilet is plugged and in trying to get it unstuck I get back wash on me. Yummy. Thank goodness I still have the carpet cleaner that I borrowed from my mom!! Not to mention bleach, and more bleach!!
While I'm at it, why don't the kids understand when I say if you ask me if you can get off your bed from time out, you'll have to stay on it longer! E's been on his bed for 10 minutes now, he's asked 3 times to get up. Every time I say, No and you just added time. Don't ask again, or it'll be more time! Hello!! What's not to understand people????!!!! All right, that's enough of that. I feel better. Just some crazed thoughts, and maybe a little funny. Maybe.